Saturday, June 20, 2015

Viewing Journal: 6/20/2015





230) BEYOND THE MASK
(2015 dir. Chad Burns) Date Seen: June 20 2015

It's like THE PATRIOT (2000) meets Ubisoft's Assassin's Creed- only it comes with a authenticated "christian" seal of approval!! (courtesy Burns Family Studios, LLC) So you get to pat yourself on the back afterwards for witnessing a movie of bonafied faith! As opposed to imitation faith.

a screenplay so tonally clear (⸮) & historically misty-eyed, you'd believe Glenn Beck himself penned the final draft. I just wish they'd stuck with the working title, "THE REDCOATS ARE COMING VIA MEDIOCRE CGI"..

a movie written at the 6th grade level pitched at old evangelicals who still think & feel at the 6th grade level. And all of this before we even begin to complain about the production, craft or staging.

(for additional cinéma de la mental midgets, see also; MEET THE SPARTANS, ATLAS SHRUGGED, EXPELLED NO INTELLIGENCE ALLOWED, LAST OUNCE OF COURAGE, BUCKY LARSON, BATTLEFIELD EARTH)







229) I AM BIG BIRD:
THE CAROLL SPINNEY STORY
(2014 dir. Dave LaMattina, Chad N. Walker) Date Seen: June 20 2015


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