Friday, December 4, 2009

BEST OF THE AUGHTS: FILM

I'm sure by now those of you who know me or follow my Final Cinema project have probably realized that I'm a total list making whore. Can't make or read enough of 'em. So naturally, seeing how we've reached the end of the decade, I just felt I had to weigh in on what I thought the 30 greatest films were. Well, I don't know about "greatest" or "best", but these certainly are my favourite movies released during 2000 to 2009. Come to think of it, many of these titles may seem like total rubbish to a lot of you, but they are all films that for whatever reason hit me like a breath of fresh air upon first viewing and have continued to inspire and startle me as a cinema lover and filmmaker. I can't praise them enough, here's the countdown:





30.   
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS









29.                OASIS








28.      FANTASTIC MR. FOX







27.        35 SHOTS OF RUM











26.             IN AMERICA









25.            DOGTOOTH







24.       BEFORE SUNRISE







23.      FAR FROM HEAVEN










22.             CORALINE











21.             REVANCHE










20. 
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN









19.             
A.I.: 
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE







18.        WENDY AND LUCY







17.        NOBODY KNOWS










16.       TROPICAL MALADY











15.           TWO LOVERS











14.  MEMORIES OF MURDER









13.    
A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE









12.     
 THERE WILL BE BLOOD










11.               L'ENFANT











             
10.  
ETERNAL SUNSHINE
   OF THE SPOTLESS MIND








9.             PLATFORM







8.               ZODIAC







7.         SPIRITED AWAY






6.     
THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS






5.       
IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE







4.    GEORGE WASHINGTON










3.                  YI YI











2.          THE NEW WORLD










1.       MULHOLLAND DRIVE

*****





recap
2000-2009
  1. MULHOLLAND DRIVE (Lynch)
  2. THE NEW WORLD (Malick)
  3. YI YI (Yang)
  4. GEORGE WASHINGTON (D.Gordon Green)
  5. IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE (Wong Kar-Wai)
  6. ROYAL TENENBAUMS (Wes Anderson)
  7. SPIRITED AWAY (Miyazaki)
  8. ZODIAC (Fincher)
  9. PLATFORM (Zhang Ke Jia)
  10. ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND (Gondry)
  11. L'ENFANT (Dardenne bros)
  12. THERE WILL BE BLOOD (P.T.Anderson)
  13. A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE (Cronenberg)
  14. MEMORIES OF MURDER (Bong Joon Ho)
  15. TWO LOVERS (Gray)
  16. TROPICAL MALADY (Weerasethakul)
  17. NOBODY KNOWS (Hirokazu Koreeda)
  18. WENDY AND LUCY (Reichardt)
  19. A.I. (Spielberg)
  20. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (Coen)
  21. REVANCHE (Götz Spielmann)
  22. CORALINE (Selick)
  23. FAR FROM HEAVEN (Haynes)
  24. BEFORE SUNSET (Linklater)
  25. DOGTOOTH (Lanthimos)
  26. IN AMERICA (Sheridan)
  27. 35 SHOTS OF RUM (Denis)
  28. FANTASTIC MR. FOX (Wes Anderson)
  29. OASIS (Lee chang dong)
  30. INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (Tarantino)


I encourage my friends and all of you strangers out there to post your favourite pics of the decade (or films you think I've shafted) in the comments section below.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS QUIZ

or PROFESSOR RUSSELL JOHNSON'S "MY ANCESTORS CAME OVER ON THE MINNOW" THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS MOVIE QUIZ


D. Cozzalio over @ Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule has thrown together yet another one of his great film aptitude quizzes. These always keep me entertained and make my day go by a hell of a lot faster at work. Here's how I'd respond to this batch. Enjoy fellow film geeks.









1) 
2ND FAVORITE COEN BROS
RAISING ARIZONA (1987), coming only after their 
stunning debut BLOOD SIMPLE (1985). I'm usually 
a sucker for the earlier stages in filmmaker's careers









2) MOVIE SEEN ONLY ON 
HOME FORMAT THAT YOU 
WOULD PAY TO SEE ON 
THE BIGGEST MOVIE SCREEN 
POSSIBLE?
That would have to be Herzog's AGUIRRE, 
THE WRATH OF GOD (1972) preferably 
if it was an incredibly glossy remastered print.











3) JAPAN OR FRANCE?
Dammit, that's like picking between two beloved 
children. I guess if I was forced to pick, I would 
have to go with Japan - & not because I think their 
cinema/filmmakers are necessarily better than 
France's, but because a lot of my favourite movies 
each year are consistently from those islands.













4) FAVORITE MOMENT 
OR LINE FROM A WESTERN
Too many lines to choose from, but my favourite 
moment from a western is definitely the entire 
train-station intro sequence from Sergio Leone's 
ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
And my favourite moment from a more recent 
western is the train robbery from THE ASSASSINATION 
OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD 
('07)...I must like trains.









5) OF ALL THE ARTS THE 
MOVIES DRAW UPON TO 
BECOME WHAT THEY ARE, 
WHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT, 
OR THE ONE YOU VALUE MOST?
Definitely the visual arts, or specifically photography. 
The cinema started out as these simple flickering 
images. Filmmakers should still be able to convey 
story & poetry with images alone before they add all 
that other good stuff.















6) MOST MISUNDERSTOOD 
         MOVIE OF THE '00s
I think Richard Kelly's SOUTHLAND TALES is almost 
as misunderstood as SHOWGIRLS was in the 90s.
Other contenders: THE FOUNTAIN, UNDERTOW, 
MIAMI VICE, SPEED RACER, HOLLOW MAN, 
LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN ACTION, 
MISSION TO MARS, etc.













7) NAME A FILMMAKER/ACTOR/FILM 
YOU ONCE UNASHAMEDLY LOVED 
WHO HAS FALLEN FURTHEST IN 
YOUR ESTEEM

FILMMAKER: 
Lasse Hallström, Rob Reiner, Fernando Meirelles

ACTOR: 
Katherine Heigl, Ray Romano, Cuba Gooding Jr.

FILM: THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK. Bear in mind, 
I was in middle school when this was released theatrically 
and was just happy to see more dinosaurs.













8) HERBERT LOM 
    OR PATRICK MAGEE?
Lom grimaced hardest.













9) 
LEAST FAVORITE 
    DAVID LYNCH MOVIE?
ABSURD ENCOUNTER WITH FEAR is 
the only acceptable answer for me personally. 
And even it as a debut short is rather good.












10) GORDON WILLIS 
       OR CONRAD HALL?
When it comes to color cinematography, I think Conrad 
L. Hall, second only to Vittorio Storaro, is the best D.P. 
in film history. Like Gregg Toland and James Wong 
Howe before him, He paved the way for so many 
contemporary greats.













11) 2ND FAVORITE 
          DON SIEGEL
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956), after 
the brilliant and disturbing BEGUILED (1971) of course.










12) LAST MOVIE YOU SAW 
ON DVD/BLU-RAY? 
IN THEATERS?
Dvd : SESSION 9
Blu-ray : GOMORRAH
Theatrically : THE ROAD












13) WHICH DVD IN YOUR 
PRIVATE COLLECTION 
SCREAMS HARDEST TO 
BE REPLACED BY A 
BLU-RAY?
Coen brother's MILLER'S CROSSING 
off top of my head.












14) EDDIE DEEZEN 
OR CHRISTOPHER 
      MINTZ-PLASSE?
"Hey, Chris. Ed Deezen called, he wants his nerd 
DNA back." only kidding. I actually think Deezen 
is kinda annoying in most things I've seen him in, 
& Mintz-Plasse has much better comic timing 
& dramatic range in my book.













15)
ACTOR/ACTRESS WHO YOU 
FEEL AUTOMATICALLY ELEVATES 
WHATEVER PROJECT THEY ARE 
IN, OR WHOM YOU WOULD WATCH 
IN VIRTUALLY ANYTHING?
Benicio Del Toro and Samantha Morton.








16) FIGHT CLUB 
         -- YES OR NO?
That would be a big YES. One of the first films I saw 
in my youth that convinced me mainstream cinema 
could operate on some level of subversive 
entertainment.













17) 
TERESA WRIGHT 
OR OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND?
Olivia for sure.











18)
FAVORITE MOMENT 
OR LINE FROM A FILM NOIR
Though not my favorite Noir-- It doesn't get much 
better to me than Bogie as Sam Spade in MALTESE 
FALCON, and the way he and O'Shaughnessy bounce 
lines off each other. "Chances are you'll get off with life
 in prison. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be 
out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang 
you, I'll always remember you." And his expertly 
wry delivery. Classic ice-cool Bogart.












19) 
BEST (OR WORST) DEATH 
SCENE INVOLVING AN 
OBVIOUS DUMMY 
SUBSTITUTING FOR A 
HUMAN OR ANY OTHER 
UNSUCCESSFUL 
SPECIAL EFFECT(S)--
SEE THE WONDERFUL BLOG
DESTRUCTIBLE MAN FOR INSPIRATION
🤣 the zombie Ken Foree tosses over the 2nd floor 
railing in Romero's classic DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978). 
It falls so lifelessly and ridiculous, and then 40mins 
later Savini actually falls over the same rails as a 
real stunt. Priceless movie treasure.

 









20) WHAT'S THE LEAST 
YOU'VE SPENT ON A FILM 
AND STILL REGRETTED IT? 
I've gotten into a handful of free screenings of movies 
I've regretted & even received free dvds that I wished I 
hadn't watched afterwards, but on one particularly 
terrible day in 2000, I spent a whole dollar of my own 
hard-earned allowance on DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 
at my local Cinemark dollar theatre. It hurt so bad!













21) VAN JOHNSON 
          OR VAN HEFLIN?
I'll have The Van Heflin.












22) 
FAVORITE ALAN RUDOLPH? 
Of the few I've seen, AFTERGLOW. 
Which features my favorite Julie Christie 
performance to date.










 23) 
NAME A DOCUMENTARY THAT 
YOU BELIEVE MORE PEOPLE 
SHOULD SEE? 
Too many to name honestly, but I really feel like I can't 
champion Laura Dunn's poetic THE UNFORESEEN 
enough. 











24) IN DEFERENCE TO THIS QUIZ'S 
PROFESSOR, NAME A FAVORITE FILM 
WHICH REVOLVES AROUND SOMEONE 
STRANDED 
You could argue that the film is more about walking than being stranded, but Gus Van Sant's haunting and enigmatic GERRY is my favourite.










25) IS THERE A MOMENT WHEN YOUR 
KNOWLEDGE OF FILM, OR LACK 
THEREOF, CAUSED YOU AN UNUSUAL 
DEGREE OF EMBARRASSMENT AND 
/ OR HUMILIATION? IF SO, 
PLEASE SHARE. 
I used to go to Bible study with my girlfriend's late 
father and a group of his friends at our local Dixie 
House cafe.He being much older than the average 
teen's father, they were all a group of senior citizens 
and I was just a geeky kid. Afterwards, we would 
always talk about whatever topic and one day Favorite 
War Movies came up. They were always trying to 
remember what year this or that movie came out & 
who starred and directed & were very surprised by my 
nerdy encyclopedic recollection of all details from 
their favorite "old guy" pictures off the top of my head. 
Was like they had found their own movie trivia Rain 
Man. I was a little embarrassed when they started to 
put together the fact that I had way too much time 
on my hands in my private life.






 
26) ANN SHERIDAN 
OR GERALDINE FITZGERALD? 
I've had a crush on Ann Sheridan since I was old 
enough to get wood.... Which was 4 years ago!











27) DO YOU OR ANY OF 
YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS 
PHYSICALLY RESEMBLE 
MOVIE ACTORS OR OTHER 
NOTABLE FIGURES IN THE 
FILM WORLD? IF SO, WHO? 
My Buelito, god rest his soul,. 
dead ringer for Anthony Quinn.









28) IS THERE A MOVIE YOU HAVE 
PURPOSELY AVOIDED SEEING?
 IF SO, WHY? 
TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON aka 
THE TAINT LIGHT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO. 
Because I saw the first one.. So boring. And the two 
leads have forced on-screen chemistry.
  









29) MOVIE WITH THE MOST 
PALPABLE OR OTHERWISE 
EFFECTIVE WINTRY 
ATMOSPHERE OR AMBIENCE?
John Carpenter's THE THING almost makes 
you shiver in summertime. 







30) GERRIT GRAHAM 
           OR JEFFREY JONES? 
Even though the scumbag got busted for despicable 
stuff, a few of Jones's characters will always have a 
fond place in my memory. Especially the moronic 
father in BEETLEJUICE.








31) THE BEST CINEMATIC ANTIDOTE 
TO A CULTURAL STEREOTYPE 
(SEXUAL, POLITICAL, REGIONAL, 
WHATEVER) 
Sigourney Weaver in ALIENS (1986). Who says women 
can't be action film heroes? I'd take her over Arnie 
or Sly any day.








32) 2ND FAVORITE 
JOHN WAYNE MOVIE? 
MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE (1962). 
THE SEARCHERS is numero uno. 
Need I say more, Pilgrim? 









 33) FAVORITE MOVIE CAR CHASE?
I love the way Frankenheimer shot his chase scenes in 
RONIN (1998).  Especially the BMW VS Peugeot 
sequence.







34) 
IN THE SPIRIT OF 
HIS GIRL FRIDAY, PROPOSE 
A GENDER-SWITCHED 
REMAKE OF A CLASSIC 
Would like to see a remake of Lang's 
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE (1937) with a lady in Fonda's 
role. Keep the depression era setting though. Possibly 
a lesbian romance?.










35) BARBARA RHOADES 
     OR BARBARA FELDON?
Feldon.












36) 
FAVORITE ANDRE DE TOTH? 
Though not his best, HOUSE OF WAX (1953) is my 
favorite. I can pop the dvd in anytime and have a good time.












 37) IF YOU COULD TAKE ONE 
FILMMAKER'S ENTIRE BODY OF 
WORK AND ERASE IT FROM ALL 
TIME AND MEMORY, AS IF IT HAD 
NEVER HAPPENED, WHOSE OEVRE 
WOULD IT BE?
I guess Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. 
Those jackasses make Uwe Boll look like 
Orson Welles. And there's nothing worse
 to me personally than comedy that is so 
overtly mean-spirited.











  38) NAME A FILM YOU 
ACTIVELY HATED WHEN 
YOU FIRST ENCOUNTERED 
IT, ONLY TO SEE IT AGAIN 
LATER IN LIFE AND FALL 
IN LOVE WITH IT? 
DONNIE DARKO. I didn't quite understand 
where Richard Kelly's marvel of a debut 
was aesthetically or spiritually coming 
from as a kid, and simply brushed it off 
hipster quirk. Saw it again in 2004 and 
was completely captivated. Inspired, even.










 39) 
MAX OPHULS 
  OR MARCEL OPHULS? 
Max Ophüls, no doubt.. 
MADAME DE is one of the best 
films ever made.











40) IN WHICH CLUB WOULD YOU MOST WANT AN ACTIVE MEMBERSHIP, THE DELTA TAU CHI FRATERNITY, THE CUTTERS OR THE WARRIORS? AND WHICH MEMBER WOULD YOU MOST RESEMBLE, EITHER PHYSICALLY OR IN PERSONALITY? 
THE WARRIORS! I guess I would have to be 
Rembrandt cause we both have a fro and we have 
similar skin complexions. I would be a little less gay
 though. Well, maybe not.









41) FAVORITE MOVIE CLICHE? 
I always get a kick out of when bad guys in action 
films are terrible shots with guns. The bullets or 
rockets always explode around the hero but never 
inflict any damage. 









42) VINCENTE MINNELLI 
      OR STANLEY DONEN? 
Although I think Donen's SINGIN IN THE RAIN (1952) 
is the greatest musical ever made, I like many more of 
Vincent Minnelli's films. Especially MEET ME IN 
ST. LOUIS (1944).











43) FAVORITE CHRISTMAS-THEMED 
HORROR 
MOVIE OR SEQUENCE? 
Joe Dante's GREMLINS (1984). Especially the scene 
where the mom is attacked in the kitchen while "Do 
You Hear What I Hear" is playing on the phonograph.











44) FAVORITE MOMENT OF 
SELF- OR SELFLESS SACRIFICE 
IN A MOVIE?
Pvt. Witt at the end of THE THIN RED LINE (1998). 
Don't wanna spoil it, just watch the movie..










45) IF YOU WERE THE CINEMATIC 
SPANISH INQUISITION, WHICH MOVIE 
CULT (OR CULT MOVIE) WOULD 
YOU DECIMATE? 
REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA .








46) CAROLINE MUNRO 
OR VERONICA CARLSON? 
Munro.










47) FAVORITE EYE-PATCH 
WEARING DIRECTOR? 
Nick Ray without a doubt.. 
Fritz would be a close 2nd. 










48) 
FAVORITE AMBIGUOUS 
       MOVIE ENDING? 
The last act of  CAST AWAY (2000). and the last 
10 minutes resonates with me on a spiritual level.








49) IN GIVING THANKS FOR 
MOVIES THIS YEAR, WHAT 
ARE YOU MOST THANKFUL 
FOR? 
I'm thankful for Sam Raimi making a 
punch-drunk horror comeback with
DRAG ME TO HELL and for the cinematic 
arrival of Duncan Jones and his heady 
sci-fi romp MOON. Also thankful for 
Netflix releasing "watch-instantly" 
on the Playstation 3. 










50) 
GEORGE KENNEDY 
       OR ALAN NORTH? 
George. 











(Feel free to post your answers in the comments section below. I'd like to hear how you guys would respond.)