Thursday, May 3, 2012

LAST-RITES-OF-SPRING MOVIE QUIZ

aka SISTER CLODAGH'S SUPERFICIALLY SPIRITUAL, AMBITIOUSLY AGNOSTIC LAST-RITES-OF-SPRING MOVIE QUIZ


Another great quiz by Dennis Cozzalio.










1) FAVORITE MOVIE 
       FEATURING NUNS
BLACK NARCISSUS (1947).












2) 2ND FAVORITE 
     FRANKENHEIMER MOVIE
SECONDS (1966).
coming after THE TRAIN (1964).














3) WILLIAM BENDIX 
      OR SCOTT BRADY?
Brady, personally.












4) WHAT MOVIE, REAL OR 
IMAGINED, WOULD YOU 
STAND IN LINE SIX HOURS
 TO SEE? OR HAVE YOU 
EVER DONE SO IN 
REAL LIFE?
the longest I've ever waited in line was an hour and 
a half and it was in 1999 for the STAR WARS prequel.
. I would definitely wait over six hours to see Malick's 
IMAX nature thing he's been working on forever.
I think "Q" is what he used to call that project.. 
Also If someone found and restored the lost 42 -reel 
version of Stroheim's GREED (1924) I would wait 
in line days to see that.












5) FAVORITE 
MITCHELL LEISEN MOVIE
MIDNIGHT (1939)















6) ANN SAVAGE 
  OR PEGGY CUMMINS?
Peggy!











7) 
1ST MOVIE YOU REMEMBER 
SEEING AS A CHILD
At home on VHS it was PINOCCHIO ('40). 
At the theater it was 
HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS ('89).















8) WHAT MOMENT IN A MOVIE 
THAT IS NOT A HORROR 
MOVIE MADE YOU WANT 
TO BOLT FROM THE ROOM 
SCREAMING?
Those ear slugs in WRATH OF KHAN (1982)!!
Also; when Judge Doom re-inflates 
himself in ROGER RABBIT 













9) RICHARD WIDMARK 
  OR ROBERT MITCHUM?
Mitchum. There's no competition.










10) BEST MOVIE JESUS
Enrique Irazoqui in THE GOSPEL 
ACCORDING TO ST. MATTHEW ('64).












11) 
SILLIEST STRAIGHT HORROR 
FILM THAT YOU'RE STILL 
FOND OF
The original THE FLY (1958)












12) EMILY BLUNT 
      OR SALLY GRAY?
Personally, Ms. Blunt.













13) FAVORITE CINEMATIC 
 BIBLICAL SPECTACULAR
Jesus segments of INTOLERANCE (1916).
& if that doesn't count as a biblical epic, 
then I pick Demille's 1956 version of 
TEN COMMANDMENTS.












14) 
FAVORITE CINEMATIC MOMENT 
OF UNINTENTIONAL HUMOR
In THE DARK CRYSTAL (1982) there's a
 part where "Jen" turns towards the camera 
frozen and it looks like the puppet is just 
annoyed with the scene and looking at the camera
 waiting for cut.
Can't find a screen cap of the moment, but it's like 
he's shrugging at the audience. The Office-style. lolz













15) MICHAEL FASSBENDER 
    OR DAVID FARRAR?
Fassbender.















16) MOST EFFECTIVE 
   FAITH-AFFIRMING MOVIE
for me personally Scorsese's LAST TEMPTATION












17) MOVIE THAT MAKES 
THE BEST CASE FOR 
AGNOSTICISM
Hirokazu Koreeda's NOBODY KNOWS
Childhood innocence fading away as a result of neglect 
or abuse is agonizing to watch. Seeing dramatizations 
like this & countless real documents of man's cruelty 
like SHOAH (1985) pretty much helped kill my belief 
in the traditional concept of an interventionist deity.













18) 
FAVORITE SONG AND/OR 
DANCE SEQUENCE FROM A MUSICAL
"Make 'em Laugh" part from SINGIN' IN THE RAIN 













19) 3RD FAVORITE 
HOWARD HAWKS MOVIE
RED RIVER (1948).












20) CLARA BOW 
     OR JEAN HARLOW?
Believe it or not, Clara Bow.










21) MOVIE MOST RECENTLY 
SEEN IN THE THEATER? ON
 DVD/BLURAY/STREAMING?
at the Theater: THINK LIKE A MAN (2012)

on Bluray: BOOGIE NIGHTS (1997)

Streaming: BIG NIGHT (1996)











22) MOST UNLIKELY GOOD 
MOVIE ABOUT RELIGION
(Just a heads-up, I consider religion and faith to 
be 2 separate things).. 
To me the 1996 version of Arthur Miller's 
THE CRUCIBLE is a surprisingly effective 
depiction of religious hysteria run amok. How 
charlatans frequently hide behind it or try 
to justify ritualistic abuses & persecution 
of "the others" of this world.












23) PHIL SILVERS 
   OR RED SKELTON?
Silvers.














24) “FAVORITE” 
 HOLLYWOOD SCANDAL
That Garbo and Marlene Dietrich probably 
had a lesbian affair... Meeeeyow!











25) BEST NON-CHRISTIAN 
       RELIGIOUS MOVIE
I would list a movie based on the Old 
Testament here as I do not consider those 
books "Christian", but I will get shit from 
evangelical friends/family if I do-- so I'll 
go with Akkad's THE MESSAGE
about the prophet Mohammed 
(السلام عليكم). Both formally brilliant 
& moving.










26) THE KING OF CINEMA: 
KING VIDOR, KING HU, OR HENRY KING?

All great filmmakers but Vidor towers over all.










27) 
NAME SOMETHING MODERN 
MOVIES NEED TO RELEARN 
HOW TO DO THAT AMERICAN 
& FOREIGN CLASSICS HAD DOWN PAT
This is just a blanket generality-- but I think 
most modern mainstream films would be better 
off if they had more (or any kind) of a visual 
stamp. Some subtle or not so subtle uses of 
color + a concept of space the events are taking 
place in. Even small character dramas back in 
the day had class & pageantry to the 
presentation. Every action movie today 
shouldn't just be shot with the same handheld 
shaky camera look. And every Romantic 
comedy conversation doesn't need to be the 
same old shot / reverse shot throughout 
the entire movie. It'd also be nice if 
there were more characters
worth caring about nowadays. 














28) 
LEAST FAVORITE FELLINI?
Of what I've seen, VOICE OF THE MOON











29) 
THE THREE STOOGES (2012)
     -- YES OR NO?
Yes! A flawed but loving tribute to Moe, Larry, & 
Curly's classic form of comedy. My fear is that 
mainstream audiences just don't get this type of 
slapstick anymore.. or the style of joke delivery. 
Like many classic humor stylings of yesteryear, 
(Vaudeville, Looney Tunes, Jerry Lewis) people 
just seem to not appreciate it anymore after enough 
generations pass by
I'm actually surprised 20th Century Fox didn't declare 
the Stooges brand to be "too dated" before green-
lighting this. Thankfully for we fans Fox supported 
the Farrelly brothers completely. I guess their folly 
is our reward.
Chris Diamantopoulos in particular deserves to be 
nominated for an Oscar for his portrayal of Moe.. 
Uncanny.










30) MARY WICKES 
     OR PATSY KELLY?
Patsy!













31) BEST MOVIE-RELATED 
      CONSPIRACY THEORY
My personal favorite is the one about Ferris 
being Cameron's split-personality in FERRIS 
BUELLER'S DAY OFF (1986). 
A Geek Jekyll and Cool Hyde.











32) YOUR CANDIDATE FOR 
MOST MISUNDERSTOOD 
OR MISINTERPRETED MOVIE
The latter part of Verhoeven's Hollywood 
stay was plagued with misunderstood gems.
Especially SHOWGIRLS (1995). The fact 
that it's still widely regarded as one of the 
"worst films of all time" says a lot about 
American critics and audiences.









33) 
MOVIE THAT MADE YOU 
QUESTION YOUR OWN BELIEF 
SYSTEM (RELIGIOUS OR OTHERWISE)
In 2007, when I was much younger & more 
impressionable, I saw Tony Kaye's abortion 
debate doc called LAKE OF FIRE. It offered 
up so many smart, calm, & collected arguments 
from both sides.

FYI, I am still vehemently Pro-choice.





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