179) A HAUNTED HOUSE 2
(2014 dir. Michael Tiddes) Date Seen: April 17 2014
Marlon! the hell are you doing, bro? This movie literally only had two funny parts: The redux of Shilo's death scene (of course) & this bit where the little white kid toots on his sister's head. Those are the only times I laughed during the entire 1 hour 27 minutes-- & i'm an immature child! You know something's gone horribly wrong with your "comedy" when my dumbass isn't giggling throughout the whole thing. Way more than the first film, this is just the laziest thrown together shit. A buncha repetitive goofs we've all seen with the volume cranked up.
178) RIO 2
(2014 dir. Carlos Saldanha) Date Seen: April 17 2014
(2014 dir. Carlos Saldanha) Date Seen: April 17 2014
Felt like a downgrade from the first one & not just in the song department. It's like a happy meal you're all excited to eat, but then the nuggets are cold on the inside & the fries are close to burnt.. It's edible empty calories, but I don't have to love it.
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