Sunday, April 10, 2022

Viewing Journal: 4/9/2022



204) 
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2  
(2022 dir. Jeff Fowler) Date Seen: April 9 2022


Viewing Journal: 4/10/2022




206) ALL THE OLD KNIVES
(2022 dir. Janus Metz Pedersen) Date Seen: April 10 2022














205) NO EXIT
(2022 dir. Damien Power) Date Seen: April 10 2022





Viewing Journal: 4/8/2022




203) AMBULANCE
(2022 dir. Michael Bay) Date Seen: April 8 2022


↓Bay deploying all those crazy drone cams↓




Viewing Journal: 4/7/2022




202) HARD RAIN
(1998 dir. Mikael Salomon) Date Seen: April 7 2022




Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Viewing Journal: 4/6/2022




201) 
EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
(2003 dir. Chris Matheson) Date Seen: April 6 2022

If you think SNL's Coneheads sketch is the funniest thing ever you might get more mileage out of this than I did.. Some of the humor in it is good but there's lots of 
repetitive fish-out-of-water bits too.













200) SHE
(1985 dir. Avi Nesher) Date Seen: April 6 2022

This had the spark & humor I felt was missing from the RED SONJA (1985) movie released that same year. Led by the ultra-fierce amazonian Sandahl Bergman (fresh off of CONAN THE BARBARIAN), SHE offers loads of nice swordplay & lovably cheesy B-movie world building of the post-apocalyptic variety. As an attempt at social allegory perhaps the film bites off more than it can chew, but at least the filmmakers never treated the source material like they were intentionally trying to make empty exploitation. Imagine Xena: Warrior Princess attempting to navigate a more surreal DEF-CON 4 (1985) and you’re close to this movie’s wavelength.




Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Viewing Journal: 4/5/2022




199) THE CONTRACTOR
(2022 dir. Tarik Saleh) Date Seen: April 5 2022
















198) PAYCHECK
(2003 dir. John Woo) 2nd Viewing: April 5 2022

original rating:
** on 12/25/2003





Monday, April 4, 2022

Viewing Journal: 4/4/2022




197) THE BUBBLE
(2022 dir. Judd Apatow) Date Seen: April 4 2022














196) 
CLEAR & PRESENT DANGER
(1994 dir. Phillip Noyce) Date Seen: April 4 2022





Sunday, April 3, 2022

Viewing Journal: 4/3/2022



195) INFINITE STORM
(2022 dir. MaƂgorzata Szumowska) Date Seen: April 3 2022














194) INVISIBLE SUE
(2018 dir. Markus Dietrich) Date Seen: April 3 2022

The d.p. who shot this did a remarkable job at making it look like a slick big-budget thriller (there're some Anthony Dod Mantle-worthy frames), But Lordy is it poorly 
written & acted. Awkward line deliveries galore of the hammiest dialogue imaginable.













193) PATRIOT GAMES
(1992 dir. Philip Noyce) Date Seen: April 3 2022















192) WITCH FROM NEPAL
(1986 dir. Ching Siu-Tung) Date Seen: April 3 2022

It's crazy that this and HIGHLANDER both came out in the same year & both share so many visual similarities.





Saturday, April 2, 2022

Viewing Journal: 4/2/2022




191) COPYCAT
(1995 dir. Jon Amiel) Date Seen: April 2 2022

featuring Harry Connick Jr. as Ernest P Worrell














190) 
ALL THE WORLD'S MEMORY
(1956 dir. Alain Resnais) Date Seen: April 2 2022






Friday, April 1, 2022

Viewing Journal: 4/1/2022




189) MORBIUS
(2022 dir. Daniel Espinosa) Date Seen: April 1 2022

Starring Jared Leto as "the Jack-O"















188) 
SANTO & BLUE DEMON VS. 
DRACULA & THE WOLF MAN
(1973 dir. Miguel M. Delgado) Date Seen: April 1 2022

Was aight. I've seen worse El Santo flicks.. Wolfman in this looked like a normal dude with a bunch of pubes glued to his face.
















187) 
SANTO IN THE WAX MUSEUM
(1963 dir. Blake / San Fernando) Date Seen: April 1 2022

Despite my surname, I'm culturally not very Mexican. Yet when I rented all these luchador movies today, I morphed into this guy