Sunday, April 10, 2022
Wednesday, April 6, 2022
Viewing Journal: 4/6/2022
EVIL ALIEN CONQUERORS
(2003 dir. Chris Matheson) Date Seen: April 6 2022
If you think SNL's Coneheads sketch is the funniest thing ever you might get more mileage out of this than I did.. Some of the humor in it is good but there's lots of repetitive fish-out-of-water bits too.
If you think SNL's Coneheads sketch is the funniest thing ever you might get more mileage out of this than I did.. Some of the humor in it is good but there's lots of repetitive fish-out-of-water bits too.
200) SHE
(1985 dir. Avi Nesher) Date Seen: April 6 2022
This had the spark & humor I felt was missing from the RED SONJA (1985) movie released that same year. Led by the ultra-fierce amazonian Sandahl Bergman (fresh off of CONAN THE BARBARIAN), SHE offers loads of nice swordplay & lovably cheesy B-movie world building of the post-apocalyptic variety. As an attempt at social allegory perhaps the film bites off more than it can chew, but at least the filmmakers never treated the source material like they were intentionally trying to make empty exploitation. Imagine Xena: Warrior Princess attempting to navigate a more surreal DEF-CON 4 (1985) and you’re close to this movie’s wavelength.
This had the spark & humor I felt was missing from the RED SONJA (1985) movie released that same year. Led by the ultra-fierce amazonian Sandahl Bergman (fresh off of CONAN THE BARBARIAN), SHE offers loads of nice swordplay & lovably cheesy B-movie world building of the post-apocalyptic variety. As an attempt at social allegory perhaps the film bites off more than it can chew, but at least the filmmakers never treated the source material like they were intentionally trying to make empty exploitation. Imagine Xena: Warrior Princess attempting to navigate a more surreal DEF-CON 4 (1985) and you’re close to this movie’s wavelength.
Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Monday, April 4, 2022
Sunday, April 3, 2022
Viewing Journal: 4/3/2022
194) INVISIBLE SUE
(2018 dir. Markus Dietrich) Date Seen: April 3 2022
The d.p. who shot this did a remarkable job at making it look like a slick big-budget thriller (there're some Anthony Dod Mantle-worthy frames), But Lordy is it poorly written & acted. Awkward line deliveries galore of the hammiest dialogue imaginable.
The d.p. who shot this did a remarkable job at making it look like a slick big-budget thriller (there're some Anthony Dod Mantle-worthy frames), But Lordy is it poorly written & acted. Awkward line deliveries galore of the hammiest dialogue imaginable.
193) PATRIOT GAMES
192) WITCH FROM NEPAL
It's crazy that this and HIGHLANDER both came out in the same year & both share so many visual similarities.
Saturday, April 2, 2022
Friday, April 1, 2022
Viewing Journal: 4/1/2022
Starring Jared Leto as "the Jack-O"
188)
SANTO & BLUE DEMON VS.
DRACULA & THE WOLF MAN
(1973 dir. Miguel M. Delgado) Date Seen: April 1 2022
Was aight. I've seen worse El Santo flicks.. Wolfman in this looked like a normal dude with a bunch of pubes glued to his face.
Was aight. I've seen worse El Santo flicks.. Wolfman in this looked like a normal dude with a bunch of pubes glued to his face.
187)
SANTO IN THE WAX MUSEUM
(1963 dir. Blake / San Fernando) Date Seen: April 1 2022
Despite my surname, I'm culturally not very Mexican. Yet when I rented all these luchador movies today, I morphed into this guy↓
Despite my surname, I'm culturally not very Mexican. Yet when I rented all these luchador movies today, I morphed into this guy↓
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