Thursday, June 2, 2011

PROFESSOR AVERY’S CORTIZONE-FUELED QUIZ

aka PROFESSOR ED AVERY’S CORTIZONE-FUELED, BIGGER-THAN-LIFE, SUPER BIG GULP-SIZED SUMMER MOVIE QUIZ

Another great quiz by Dennis Cozzalio.











1) 
DEPENDING ON YOUR MOOD, 
YOUR FAVORITE OR LEAST
-LOVED MOVIE CLICHE
favorite remains bad guys being terrible shots with 
guns. Bullets not hitting our hero, etc..
My least favorite is the "Black guy dies first" thing. 
When genre films treat people of color like expendable 
fodder







2) REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR 
NOT YOU EVENTUALLY CAUGHT UP 
WITH IT, WHICH FILM CLASSIC 
HAVE YOU LIED ABOUT SEEING 
IN THE PAST?
In high school I used to tell people I liked Orson 
Welles's CHIMES AT MIDNIGHT (1966) more 
than CITIZEN KANE (1941). Just to sound cool, 
contrarian, & learned I guess.. But the thing was that 
movie hadn't been available for decades & I had 
never seen it. Wasn't even available to watch on 
VHS- and Youtube was new and no one had 
uploaded a bootleg
Not the coolest shit I've ever done.  













3) ROLAND YOUNG OR 
EDWARD EVERETT HORTON?
Ro Ro.














4) 2ND FAVORITE 
  FRANK TASHLIN MOVIE
WILL SUCCESS SPOIL ROCK HUNTER? (1957).. 
personal favorite is DISORDERLY ORDERLY ('64).












5) CLOCKWORK ORANGE
       -- YES OR NO?
A big yes.. One of the best adaptations of the 70s













6) 
BEST / FAVORITE USE OF 
GENDER DYSPHORIA IN 
A HORROR FILM
I guess SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983)?
but this tends to be used in a boring 
or irresponsible way in horror.















7) MELANIE LAURENT 
      OR BLAKE LIVELY?
I think Melanie is classically prettier but Blake has 
more dramatic range in my opinion.











8) 
BEST MOVIE OF 2011 
(SO FAR...)
Malick's TREE OF LIFE. It may end up being the 
best film of the 2010s












9) 
FAVORITE SCREEN 
PERFORMER WITH A 
NOTICEABLE FACIAL 
DEFORMITY
Stacy Keach. A virile beast man who punched us all 
in the face. And we loved him for it!
cleft lip scar + uneven nostrils


And also Owen Wilson. A unique broken nosey!












10) LARS VON TRIER: SHITHEAD 
OR MISUNDERSTOOD COMIC SAVANT?
I think you have to be a little bit of both to be at the 
shock rocker level he is. I remain a fan regardless.














11) TIMOTHY CAREY 
      OR HENRY SILVA?
I love Silva but I feel Carey is one of the most 
underrated actors of his era.












12) 
LOW-PROFILE WRITER 
WHO DESERVES MORE ATTENTION 
FROM CRITICS & OR AUDIENCES
Are we talking writer of film criticism/theory or 
screenwriter?? If we're talkin' film critics, Simon 
Abrams is my favorite of the new critics on the 
scene in my age group.
If the quiz meant screenwriters though-- I think Mia 
Hansen-Løve is criminally underrated. As both a 
writer & director.












13) 
MOVIE MOST RECENTLY 
VIEWED THEATRICALLY, 
AND ON DVD, BLURAY 
OR STREAMING
Theatrically: 
THE TREE OF LIFE (2011)

dvd: 
Jodorowsky's SANTA SANGRE 













14) 
FAVORITE FILM NOIR VILLAIN
Welles as Harry Lime in THE THIRD MAN (1949).










15) BEST THING ABOUT 
    STREAMING MOVIES?
Finally catching up with movies that have eluded me for years. 
Things I never managed to track down at video stores.. 
Ex. TEARS OF THE BLACK TIGER (2000), 
Mike Leigh's GROWN UPS (1980), WOLFEN 
(1981), A FILM UNFINISHED (2010)














16) FAY SPAIN 
 OR FRANCE NUYEN?
Nuyen!!













17) FAVORITE KIRK DOUGLAS  
MOVIE THAT ISN'T CALLED 
SPARTACUS
THE BAD AND THE BEAUTIFUL 













18) FAVORITE 
MOVIE ABOUT CARS
MAD MAX (1979)














19) AUDREY TOTTER 
   OR MARIE WINDSOR?
Audrey.













20) EXISTING STEPHEN KING MOVIE 
ADAPTATION THAT COULD USE A REMAKE/REBOOT/OVERHAUL
I don't like the 1990 miniseries of King's It.. Tim Curry 
is great in it but that creepy-ass book deserved so much 
better. It should get a new feature film remake! 
Especially if they just focus on the part where 
"the Losers" are kids. And if that film does well, 
green-light a sequel about when they're adults. 
Also i think The Stand could make an awesome 
two part movie.













21) 
A LOW-PROFILE DIRECTOR 
WHO DESERVES MORE ATTENTION 
FROM CRITICS AND/OR AUDIENCES
Off the top of my head-- Mia Hansen-Løve, 
Larry Fessenden, So Yong Kim, Rob Zombie, 
and Gerardo Naranjo.











22) WHAT ACTOR THAT YOU 
PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED HAS 
BECOME DISTRACTING 
OR A SELF-PARDOY?
James Woods














23) BEST PLACE IN THE 
WORLD TO SEE A MOVIE
My favorite projection, sound system, & overall 
presentation is the true IMAX in Dallas @ Webb Chapel,
but the best theater in the world is the Alamo 
Drafthouse in Austin TX.. It's like a temple shrine 
devoted to movies.












24) CHARLES MCGRAW 
 OR STERLING HAYDEN?
Sterling Hayden any damn day.












25) 
2ND FAVORITE OZU FILM 
Of what I've seen, GOOD MORNING 












26) MOST MEMORABLE 
 HORROR FATHER FIGURE
Ummm, Jack Torrance. Duh.













27) NAME A NON-ACTION 
ORIENTED MOVIE THAT 
WOULD BE FUN TO SEE 
IN SENSURROUND
Imagine if  BLUE VELVET (1986) turned up the Sensurround 
/ Rumbletron on those hallucinatory slow motion moments. 
+ all the droning, hissing, & surrealist dissolves.. Oh dear.









28) CHRIS EVANS 
  OR RYAN REYNOLDS?
Chris. Without hesitation.












29) FAVORITE RELATIVELY 
UNKNOWN SUPPORTING 
PLAYER, FROM EITHER 
OR BOTH THE CLASSIC 
AND THE MODERN ERA
Stephen Root of the modern era & 
Dick Miller from the classic period.











30) REAL-LIFE MOVIE LOCATION 
YOU MOST RECENTLY VISITED 
OR SAW
The Chapel of Thanksgiving's stained-glass 
spiral ceiling from TREE OF LIFE (2011)













31) 2ND FAVORITE 
BUDD BOETTICHER MOVIE
of the 2 I've seen; RIDE LONESOME ('59)
coming only after THE TALL T (1957)












32) MARA CORDAY 
     OR JULIE ADAMS?
Lordy lord, Julie!









33) FAVORITE UNIVERSAL-
 INTERNATIONAL WESTERN
Sam Fuller's RUN OF THE ARROW 









34) WHAT'S THE BIGGEST 
"GIMMICK" THAT'S DRAWN 
YOU OUT TO SEE A MOVIE?
a ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975) 
sing-a-long they did at the Dallas Inwood.













35) FAVORITE ACTRESS 
     OF THE SILENT ERA
Louise Brooks.










36) BEST EUGENE PALLETTE 
            PERFORMANCE
As Friar Tuck in the old ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD ('38).












37) BEST / WORST REMAKE 
OF THE 21ST CENTURY 
SO FAR?
Off the top of my head, the best would be 
OCEAN'S ELEVEN (2001) and TRUE GRIT (2010).
Worst remakes this century are PULSE (2006), 
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010), 
& THE HITCHER (2007).














38) 
WHAT COULD MULTIPLEX OWNERS 
DO RIGHT NOW TO IMPROVE THE 
THEATRICAL VIEWING EXPERIENCE 
FOR MOVIEGOERS? WHAT COULD 
MOVIEGOERS DO?
Multiplex owners could invest in training traditional 
projectionists & screen things in 35mm (or 70mm) until 
digital projectors reach a higher resolution. Don't buy cheap-o 
projectors just to save a buck. It looks horrible, especially on 
3D films. Also always have a staff member 
on call who can eject disruptive viewers
people playing on their cellphones. Moviegoers could improve 
cinemas by actually going to more movies & being courteous 
once they're there.






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