PARDON ME, BUT YOUR TEETH ARE IN MY NECK

 [2016 re-upload from the now defunct wanderingimage tumblr]

What follows are my personal favorite films featuring those notoriously parasitic bloodsuckers↓

#85-61 = quite good

#60-27 = great

#26-12 = top shelf liquor

#11-1 = God tier

                BLOOD RED SKY

85.       [TRANSATLANTIC 473]

84.       HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA

83.            DARKNESS (1993)

[Vampire version - Final Cut]

I guess this one could also double as a zombie movie

82.        PETIT VAMPIRE (2020)

                CIRQUE DU FREAK:

81.     THE VAMPIRE'S ASSISTANT

                     LEGEND OF

80.     THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES

79.  SCREAM BLACULA SCREAM

78.   THE BATMAN VS. DRACULA

77.    VAMPIRES VS. THE BRONX

76.          THE MOTH DIARIES

                      SUNDOWN:

75.   THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT

74.            VAMPIRE CIRCUS

73. 

RETURN OF THE VAMPIRE (1943)

72.                 BLACULA

71.               AFFLICTED

70.         THE NIGHT STALKER

                  I AM LEGEND

69.  [alternate theatrical version]

68.                 MAREBITO

67.                    GRACE

66.            DAYBREAKERS

65.          30 DAYS OF NIGHT

64. 

VAMPIRE HUNTER D: BLOODLUST

63.               STAKE LAND

62.      THE VAMPIRE'S COFFIN

[EL ATAÚD DEL VAMPIRO]

sequel to EL VAMPIRO (1957)

61.           BLOOD AND ROSES

60.         YAKUZA APOCALYPSE

59.         THE VELVET VAMPIRE

58.         BLOOD FOR DRACULA

                  BILLY THE KID

57. & THE GREEN BAIZE VAMPIRE

                          TWIXT

56.           [2012 theatrical cut]

55.   LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM

54.        NIGHT OF THE DEVILS

53.        THE MONSTER SQUAD

also works as a werewolf movie + a Frankenstein monster movie 

52.      BUD ABBOTT & LOU

COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN

also works as a werewolf movie & Frankenstein monster movie

51. 

LET'S SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH

50.                   HABIT

49. INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

48.       DARK SHADOWS (2012)

47.                LIFEFORCE

46.       FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

45.

DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT

44. 

LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER

43.         LES VAMPIRES (1915)

42.

THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964)

41.               MR. VAMPIRE

40.              RIGOR MORTIS

39.         FRIGHT NIGHT 3D (2011)

38.    LEMORA: A CHILD'S TALE 

 OF THE SUPERNATURAL

37.                    VAMP

                      VALERIE

36. AND HER WEEK OF WONDERS

35.                  MARTIN

                        GOKÉ, 

34.BODY SNATCHER FROM HELL

33.                 BLADE II

                         A GIRL 

32. WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT

31.              THIRST (2009)

30.               THE HUNGER

29.                    NADJA

28.                RABID (1977)

doubles as a zombie movie

27.       HORROR OF DRACULA

26.                 LET ME IN

25.   ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE

24.    THE BRIDES OF DRACULA

23.       DRACULA'S DAUGHTER

22.              GANJA & HESS

21. 

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

20.  DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS

19.             THE ADDICTION

                   DEATHDREAM

18.       [DEAD OF NIGHT 1974]

17. 

NOSFERATU: THE VAMPYRE ('79)

16. 

DRACULA: PRINCE OF DARKNESS

15.               BYZANTIUM

14.    SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE

13.

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992)

                     DRACULA:

12. PAGES FROM A VIRGIN'S DIARY

11.              DRACULA (1931)

10.                     BLADE

                 THE WURDULAK

9.       [BLACK SABBATH segment]

8.                     CRONOS

                       DRÁCULA 

7.          [1931 Spanish version]

 THE FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS

6.    [DANCE OF THE VAMPIRES]

5.             THE LOST BOYS

4.         LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

3.             NOSFERATU (1922)

2.                 VAMPYR (1932)

1.                  NEAR DARK

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HONORABLE MENTION

SALEM'S LOT 1hr 52min Theatrical Roadshow cut (1979), THE REVENANT (2009), DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE (1968), L'INSOMNIE [AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT YOUR HEALTH segment] (1966), BLOOD SPATTERED BRIDE (1972), KALI THE LITTLE VAMPIRE (2012), LIVIDE (2011), BOYS FROM COUNTY HELL (2020), TERROR [V/H/S/94 segment] (2021), FRIGHT NIGHT (1985), LET THE WRONG ONE IN (2021), THE VAMPIRE LOVERS (1970), VAMPYROS LESBOS (1971), BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE (2000), EL RETORNO DEL HOMBRE LOBO (1981), MY HEART CAN’T BEAT UNLESS YOU TELL IT TO (2020), SCARS OF DRACULA (1970), THE VAMPIRES [THE MONSTER CLUB segment] (1981), EL VAMPIRO (1957), VAMPYRES (1974), VAMPIRE’S KISS (1988), COUNT DRACULA (1970), VAMPIRE HUNTER D (1985), CURSE OF THE UNDEAD (1959), JAKOB'S WIFE (2021), BLOOD (2022), BLOOD RELATIVES (2022)

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YMMV - WORTH CHECKING OUT

↓i was mixed, but you might love↓

VAMPS (2012), PRIEST (2011), SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA (1973), FEMALE VAMPIRE (1973), THE CLOAK [HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD segment] (1971), RENFIELD (2023), NIGHT WATCH Ночной Дозор (2004), DRACULA A.D. 1972, INNOCENT BLOOD (1992), BIT (2019), KISS OF THE DAMNED (2012), WE ARE THE NIGHT (2010), MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE (1987), DRACULA (1979), BLOOD & DONUTS (1995), NOT OF THIS EARTH (1957), DAUGHTER OF DARKNESS (1990), DAY SHIFT (2022), BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS (2015), STAKE LAND II: THE STAKELANDER (2016), FREAKS OF NATURE (2015), TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000 (1985), THE NIGHT FLIER (1997), BLOOD VESSEL (2019), RETURN TO SALEM'S LOT (1987), MY SUCKY TEEN ROMANCE (2011)