PARDON ME, BUT YOUR TEETH ARE IN MY NECK

 [2016 re-upload from the now defunct wanderingimage tumblr]

What follows are my personal favorite films featuring those notoriously parasitic bloodsuckers↓

#85-63 = quite good

#62-27 = great

#26-12 = top shelf liquor

#11-1 = God tier

           BLOOD RED SKY

85.   [TRANSATLANTIC 473]

84.       DARKNESS (1993)

["Vampire version" - Final Cut]

I guess this one could also double as a zombie movie

83.      PETIT VAMPIRE (2020)

                

82.   CIRQUE DU FREAK:

THE VAMPIRE'S ASSISTANT

                     

81.   

THE BATMAN VS. DRACULA

80.    

VAMPIRES VS. THE BRONX

79.        THE MOTH DIARIES

                      

78.           SUNDOWN:

 THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT

77.          VAMPIRE CIRCUS

76.            RETURN 

    OF THE VAMPIRE (1943)

75.              BLACULA

74.             AFFLICTED

73.       THE NIGHT STALKER

                  

72.      I AM LEGEND

[alternate theatrical version]

71.               MAREBITO

70.                  GRACE

69.          DAYBREAKERS

68.        30 DAYS OF NIGHT

67.        CHUCK STEEL:

NIGHT OF THE TRAMPIRES

66.     VAMPIRE HUNTER D: 

                BLOODLUST

65.             STAKE LAND

64.   

   THE VAMPIRE'S COFFIN

  [EL ATAÚD DEL VAMPIRO]

sequel to EL VAMPIRO (1957)

63.        BLOOD AND ROSES

62.       YAKUZA APOCALYPSE

61.         NOSFERATU (2024)

doubles as a demonic possession movie

60.       THE VELVET VAMPIRE

59.       BLOOD FOR DRACULA

                  

58.      BILLY THE KID &

THE GREEN BAIZE VAMPIRE

                     TWIXT

57.       [2012 theatrical cut]

56.   

LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM

55.     NIGHT OF THE DEVILS

54.      THE MONSTER SQUAD

also works as a werewolf movie + a Frankenstein monster movie 

53.      

BUD ABBOTT & LOU COSTELLO

       MEET FRANKENSTEIN

also works as a werewolf movie & Frankenstein monster movie

52.               LET'S 

  SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH

51.                 HABIT

50. 

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

49.     DARK SHADOWS (2012)

48.              LIFEFORCE

47.     FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

46.         DRACULA: 

     DEAD AND LOVING IT

45.             LAST 

VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER

44.     LES VAMPIRES (1915)

43.                THE 

LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964)

42.             MR. VAMPIRE

41.            RIGOR MORTIS

40.     FRIGHT NIGHT 3D (2011)

39. LEMORA: A CHILD'S TALE 

     OF THE SUPERNATURAL

38.                  VAMP

                     

37.         VALERIE &

  HER WEEK OF WONDERS

36.                MARTIN

                        

35.            GOKÉ, 

     BODY SNATCHER FROM HELL

34.               BLADE II

                         

33.       A GIRL WALKS

    HOME ALONE AT NIGHT

32.            THIRST (2009)

31.             THE HUNGER

30.                  NADJA

29.              RABID (1977)

doubles as a zombie movie

28.    HORROR OF DRACULA

27.               LET ME IN

26.   

ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE

25.    

THE BRIDES OF DRACULA

24.    DRACULA'S DAUGHTER

23.           GANJA & HESS

22.              WHAT 

  WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

21.  

DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS

20.           THE ADDICTION

              DEATHDREAM

19.    [DEAD OF NIGHT 1974]

18.         NOSFERATU: 

      THE VAMPYRE (1979)

17.         DRACULA: 

    PRINCE OF DARKNESS

16.             BYZANTIUM

15.    

SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE

14.            BRAM 

 STOKER'S DRACULA (1992)

                   

13.          DRACULA:

     PAGES FROM A VIRGIN'S DIARY

12.          DRACULA (1931)

11.                SINNERS

10.                  BLADE

            THE WURDULAK

9.  [BLACK SABBATH segment]

8.                  CRONOS

                  DRÁCULA 

7.       [1931 Spanish version]

   

6. 

FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS

 [DANCE OF THE VAMPIRES]

5.           THE LOST BOYS

4.       LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

3.           NOSFERATU (1922)

2.               VAMPYR (1932)

1.                NEAR DARK

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HONORABLE MENTION

LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES (1974), HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA (2012), SCREAM BLACULA SCREAM (1973), SALEM'S LOT 1hr 52min Theatrical Roadshow cut (1979), THE REVENANT (2009), DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE (1968), L'INSOMNIE [AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT YOUR HEALTH segment] (1966), BLOOD SPATTERED BRIDE (1972), KALI THE LITTLE VAMPIRE (2012), LIVIDE (2011), BOYS FROM COUNTY HELL (2020), TERROR [V/H/S/94 segment], FRIGHT NIGHT (1985), LET THE WRONG ONE IN (2021), THE VAMPIRE LOVERS (1970), VAMPYROS LESBOS (1971), BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE (2000), EL RETORNO DEL HOMBRE LOBO (1981), MY HEART CAN’T BEAT UNLESS YOU TELL IT TO (2020), SCARS OF DRACULA (1970), THE VAMPIRES [THE MONSTER CLUB segment] (1981), EL VAMPIRO (1957), VAMPYRES (1974), VAMPIRE’S KISS (1988), COUNT DRACULA (1970), VAMPIRE HUNTER D (1985), CURSE OF THE UNDEAD (1959), JAKOB'S WIFE (2021), BLOOD (2022), BLOOD RELATIVES (2022)

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YMMV - WORTH CHECKING OUT

↓i was mixed, but you might love↓

SALEM'S LOT (2024), CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT (1991), VAMPS (2012), PRIEST (2011), SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA (1973), FEMALE VAMPIRE (1973), THE CLOAK [HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD segment], RENFIELD (2023), NIGHT WATCH Ночной Дозор (2004), DRACULA A.D. 1972, INNOCENT BLOOD (1992), BIT (2019), KISS OF THE DAMNED (2012), WE ARE THE NIGHT (2010), MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE (1987), DRACULA (1979), BLOOD & DONUTS (1995), NOT OF THIS EARTH (1957), DAUGHTER OF DARKNESS (1990), DAY SHIFT (2022), BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS (2015), STAKE LAND II: THE STAKELANDER (2016), FREAKS OF NATURE (2015), TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000 (1985), THE NIGHT FLIER (1997), BLOOD VESSEL (2019), RETURN TO SALEM'S LOT (1987), MY SUCKY TEEN ROMANCE (2011)