THE DINO MOVIE
(2026 dir. Cal Brunker) Date Seen: August 16 2026
Rex & his little wheels are the dog's bollocks;
in fact, he & a few dinosaur concepts in this were probably the only rays of light within the whole dud. (FLEAK might be more nuanced disability representation for 2026's children's films) I'm just having trouble articulating exactly what it is that irks me about part 3's veneer & overall atmosphere w/o using caca words.
PP DINO DUMP is like that annoying kid that used to barge into the nursery playroom with his own set of toys, cut from a completely different color scheme & school of design than your toys. And then he'd insist his toys fit inside our Power Rangers MegaZord & then his toy broke getting crammed into the MegaZord's ass & playtime became a big stupid mess. + that kid went home crying anyways -- In a visual sense THAT'S THIS MOVIE. Wall-to-wall ugliness.. And I'm still mad at these bootlicking canines anyway, because I feel like their newer flashier 3D look stole the Wonder Pets rightful thunder @ Nick Jr. (puts fists together "& I will have my vengeance"). Why is the base design model of all these dogs sculpted to look like a smirking wise-ass? Dinosaurs would be fully justified wanting to eat these cutesified jerks. (just busting balls. no one get all bent outta shape)
I'm also "grumpy projecting" onto this movie because our poor senior pup Loula is suffering from bad anxiety fits at night. & it feels like nothing we do can calm her.
even on gabapentin + other meds, she at random paces the house in a spooked panic like this. As if she'd seen a ghost :-(
333) WHAT WAS IN THE HAT?
[CO BYLO V KLOBOUKU?]
(1963 dir. Ludvík Kadleček) Date Seen: August 16 2026
Scarecrow & his hat clearly represent Czechoslovakia as a whole. but what about all them meddling jerks? well it was 1963, so.. you do the math
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